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Monday, December 12, 2011

Frustration Station

So my weekend has not been as successful as planned. Right when I thought the semester was going to end on a great note, the rug was pulled from beneath me...of course it did. Any who, today has been rather exhausting. The only way I can start is to explain my roommate, Megan. She is "random" And has been causing me an unsurpassable amount of stress since the moment I moved in. I know it seems that I am goofy all over the place but if there is one thing I CAN NOT stand is 1. Liars, and 2. slobs. Well guess what are two perfect adjectives to describe her...ugh. So I am incredibly anal about my belongings (as any one should be, I mean they are yours right?). Well Megan does not seem to understand what "personal" means. The first time I met her she told me about how many "Zany bars" she did the night prior (WTF ARE THOSE ANYWAYS!?). She also mentioned how she has a record of shoplifting...now guess who was shitting there pants? Oh you guys are so smart because it was THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE! Since then I've had to repeatedly ask her to not use/wear my things. Granted I had perfectly good reason every time (Finding my most treasured items buried under her mountain of clothes and Marlboros). So today I am looking for a pair of yoga pants and see them in her hamper, naturally I go to snag them to make sure they are mine (hard to tell now that they've been stretched out :/ ). Low and behold I see MY THONG is underneath! I obviously shat myself then went to check my drawer to check...yup those were my panties. I almost threw up seeing my underwear with some other chicks discharge all over it. So I immediately tell my suite-mates (Who found Megan's used pad on the b-room floor that morning). We are all in shock, I mean I get it if she is a klepto, but my thong!?! I tried to keep it cool until I text her and she, go figure, plays it off like I am insane (Hmm, I'm not raiding panty drawers am I?). "What makes you think everything of yours is one of a kind?". Honestly I was ready to pack all of my shit right then and be done with her. If only I wasn't missing hmm lets see, My Natori bodysuit and a bra (Roughly around $100 right there) and few other items without a doubt. So tomorrow we are having a "Chat" With my RA. Then I'm out of that room for good. I just want to get my shit then she can torture the next poor soul that has to live with her. I know this sounds dramatic but her roommate from last year told me to move out asap...this was in September. If you read through all of this I am so grateful someone will listen to my ranting. I just cannot believe someone could ever be so tactless! So I am off to sleep and tomorrow: Operation pack and run.

20 comments:

Neise said...

That is just vile! What kind of people think it's okay to do that?

If she lived in Ireland she would be killed right now lol!

Kat said...

OMG! How did you put up with that for so long?

I could never imagine handling someone elses underwear never mind wearing it ARGHHHH!!!

Just looking at the previous persons comment - there are 2 comments on this blog post and both of us are from Ireland WOO!! :o)

Beckychu said...

That sounds horrible! Like a nightmare! UGH! And it's just downright gross to steal someone elses underwear... And who the fuck (sorry for cursing :x) would go through someone elses drawer to get em?! EW! Put locks on all your things! BLEGH! I hope you sort it out. I really feel for you, although I've never experienced anything like it. What makes her think it's allright to do that? UGH. This actually upset me. :x Good luck, Chelsea!

KryslerRose said...

oooh, WOW, I've never lived with roommate, but I've heard stories and this is by far the worst, I hope you get all your stuff back. That chick is plain disrespectful. Good Luck!!

Othila120 said...

This was really funny, but also just disturbing. I also don't like when people touch my stuff but I think anyone would be like wtf is wrong with this girl?!

Camille said...

EWWWW! I can't! That is just too much! I have had some pretty bad roommates because I have had randoms every year but thankfully they never touched my things. I would just die! If that happened to me I would have flown into a rage on that bitch. Holy shit that's fucked up!

BitterSweet Photography said...

Wow I so don't have your patience. I think by the first week they would never find her body hahaha.

Oh btw zany bars or xanax bars (like long pills that are suppose to be broken apart into smaller bits) Only know because I had to look it up hahaha.

.xoxo said...

WHAT THE HECK. That was typed in caps before I realized I had caps on, but I feel like it goes with what I'm trying to say. haha. That is so disgusting. You are a patient person, I would freak out if someone did that to me. What a weirdo!

Sherry said...

I think you deserve saint-hood for making it this long. Get the HECK OUT OF THERE! She is psycho! Sherry xoxo

Gaoth Glas said...

haha, it's xany (pronounced zany so you were essentially right) bars. it's xanax which is an anti-anxiety medication given for a number of reasons but the most common is for people with anxiety attacks or panic disorders. when you use them for recreation, they make you reaaaaally calm and your entire body relaxed, as anyone with an actual anxiety disorder needs. you can take them whole or crush them up. the only difference is how quickly they take effect. obviously crushing them up does half of the stomach's work.

Morgan's Vice said...

PACK AND RUN!!!

Maria Seidel said...

My freshman roommate was awful as well. Just think of it as a learning process! She was kicked out of my dorm after the first semester because she was caught drunk by the police twice and had a physical assault charge. The first time the police caught her? They banged on the door until my other roommate opened the door- at 4am on a Sunday night. I had an 8am class the next day. I was so angry... She was a rich, stupid, bratty little bitch. Good riddens.

*~k~* said...

ah >< RUN!!!!!!!!
she sounds horrible!! ><

M3gz said...

has she brought any dudes home w/ her? that would top it off. She sounds like a real nut job. I mean Im not the worlds neatest but i don't lie and steal shit...she a whole bag of mixed nuts. btw im a meghan with out the nuts and your random, she fucked up not random.

Fizz said...

Who the fuck does that? That's just disgusting. My sister once had her thongs stolen from her apartment laundry room, about a week later they returned them. She threw them out. Who does stuff like that? Ugh, nasty.

Chrissy said...

You are a better person than me, I would have been long gone! Ew!

T said...

ewww ewww fuckin' EWWWW!

magtownchica said...

oh my god my freshman year roommate was the roommate from hell. it was horrendous. she slept all day and stayed up all night entertaining just about every guy on campus. i'm not even sure how she met them because she never even left our room except to go to the cafeteria in her lingerie covered up by a pair of sweatpants and paired with high heels. she didn't understand the fact that i hated her having guys over every night because i was trying to sleep because i actually went to class. then she would put a paper flower with the date written on it up on our wall every time she had sex. she would also leave used condoms and all of her "toys" on my desk. she saw no problem with this. also she literally didn't wash her sheets once throughout the whole semester. she ended up having a mental breakdown after the first semester and leaving school. thank god. and i was rewarded with a room to myself for the second semester.

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Stargirl said...

That's fucking sick. Ugh roommates suck :(